Thanks for being you. Happy Birthday. I didn't get you anything by the way, but I do appreciate you letting me buy things I like, like towels. Please read HERE about how this lady dealt with the fact that her husband wouldn't let her buy towels. Funniest story ever I promise. This will help you to realize that you need to pick your battles
Dear Sam and Shari,
Thanks for learning about and reenacting the birds and the bees so Paul could come into the world. Much appreciated.